- DO NOT look for me to shake hands, smile for the camera, or kiss babies. No thanks, no time.
- When elected to office I will only work twice a week. My commitment to Loretta’s Pralines and LorettasPralines.com will remain a priority. Correction, makes that once a week.
- Expect family members, friends, and even Kel Gutta to work on my staff. Nepotism at its finest.
- Absolutely no press conferences!! I will never speak directly to members of the media. All statements will be made via twitter @PralinePrince
- READ MY LIPS, TAXES ARE COMING. If you are rich/wealthy, you are in trouble. If you are poor, chances are you already in trouble. Middle class is looking really good right now huh.
- The following television channels serve no purpose whatsoever, thus will be banned: MSNBC, ESPNEWS, WGN, TRUTV, UNIVISION, ABCF, METV, BOUNCE, THIS, WUPL, and CSPAN dammit. Books do actually exist people, lets try to read more. I heard of this “tablet” that lets u download books. Wow!
Please donate to my political campaign as I seek to regain Washington D.C. A candidate with passion, a candidate with experience, a candidate with heart……..VOTE MR. GENTILLY, CONGRESS.
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My name is The PralinePrince, I represent laughter, these are my stories.